More tranny stories later!
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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