Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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