In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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