Since when is my name a synonym for head?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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