So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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