The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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