she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Boobs speak an international language.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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