so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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