oh god the rape fog is back!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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