i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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