You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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