Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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