We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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