I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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