does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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