i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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