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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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