This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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