I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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