Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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