What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
