My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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