You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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