ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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