Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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