oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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