I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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