I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
so that wasnt chicken after all
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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