Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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