I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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