shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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