Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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