You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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