I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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