I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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