You're so nebulous sometimes
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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