At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am in a vortex of obligation.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
