I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Holy sore nipples Batman
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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