he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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