is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Even my vagina gasped.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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