Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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