Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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