problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
where does the pee come out of this thing
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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