I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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