S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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