its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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