Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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