I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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