SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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