whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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