It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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