found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just gift wrapped bread.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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