You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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