Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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