Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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