I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need water and some morals
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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