you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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