i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Floor bacon is actually really good
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